How To Become A Successful Blogger!

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Dear Awesome Reader,

Recently, I have been told that I’m quite good at blogging and so I thought I would share with you some tips on how to become a successful blogger!

!*CAUTION : THIS POST MAY CONTAIN SARCASM*!

So, my first tip would definitely be to become attached to your laptop. The more time you spend with it, the better! If you aim to be on it for about… 24/7 then that’s a great start!

In addition to this, you need to stay away from people so that you are spending as much time on your blog as possible. However, if you do come into contact with a human specimen, then begin to create a conversation, making sure that you include the word “blog” or “blogging” at least twice during every sentence. This way, you are able to, most likely, bore the person and so they leave you alone. Which is great; now you have more time to spend on your blog!

Let’s recap!

  • Avoid human beings
  • If you come in contact with a human, constantly talk about blogging
  • Basically, sacrifice your social life

If you follow everything that I’ve mentioned above, then you will become and successful blogger…*

*and your social life will be non-existent.

Good luck with becoming a successful blogger!

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