Dear Awesome Reader,
In one of my previous posts, I told you what to do in order to become a successful blogger! In this post, I am going to tell you what not to do to become as successful as me! And I’m literally the Queen of Blogging so you should definitely listen.
!*CAUTION : THIS POST MAY CONTAIN EVEN MORE SARCASM THAN THE ONE BEFORE.*!
The first rule is to never comment on other people’s blogs. Remember, they should be worshiping you and not the other way around. If you’re struggling to get comments, then a helpful tip would be to just write a post telling everybody that you’re really famous. But if you’re not famous like me, then write a post about how I, A Little Daydreamer, replied to one of your comments that one time. I bet floods of my fans will begin to comment and follow you then. You’re welcome.
Never reveal your true identity. This is extremely crucial if you’re someone as famous as me. I mean, if I told you who I really was, I would have even more fans than I already do and that would make my life even more difficult. Also, keeping secrets helps to gain other bloggers’ trust.
Never drop your laptop down the toilet! In my previous post, I explained how you need to become permanently attached to your laptop. So when you take your laptop to the bathroom with you, be sure not to drop it down the toilet! I’ve done this one time and I wasted 17 seconds trying to get it out. That’s 17 seconds of time I could have been blogging! Geez!
So there’s some simple things that you need to make sure you don’t do. Otherwise you won’t become as successful as me. I mean, that won’t happen anyway but…
Anyway, if you would like some more helpful tips on how to become a successful blogger, written by the Queen of Blogging herself, then comment below!